Nos35.
Devil sketch 14. Beginning of the End
Grim: We’ve been bounced out of play
Smooth: Rolled over, beaten up, sunk, ditched,
Action: Trounced in a single hit, smashed against the wall, turned turtle
Grumpy: Stripped naked and found wanting
Smooth: Bamboozled, pulverized.
Grumpy: We’ve been, lied too, led astray, compromised, deluded
Action: Drowned, not even fun with the pigs.
Grim: We broke rule number 1 with the pigs.
Smooth: Our Satanic book says -
Action: Never be seen,
Grumpy: Never be heard by the public,
Smooth: Let the victim take all of the blame.
Grim: They saw us, they.... heard us, the whole damned lot of people watching our violence.
Smooth: They saw us as viscous and vengeful.
Grim: They saw us as death........
Action: Exposed. We will never convince them we are friendly kind
generous devils with lots of tempting pleasures.
Grim: Exposed. We have to take the blame now.
Grumpy: Exposed. I just wanted to be loved, appreciated, work hard, get promotion.
Action: You joined the wrong group in the wrong place.
Smooth: We’re the nasty party.
Grumpy: That’s just wicked, really wicked
Grim: Smooth: Action: Grumpy: Yeah that’s wicked!
Item 37. Sketch 15. End of the beginning
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Grumpy: Is this the end of the beginning or the beginning of the end
Grim: Both
Grumpy: That’s confusing my intelligence
Action: Hardly surprising we’ve tried for centuries to fathom your intelligence.
Smooth: It’s both, because we still have a job to do with him and many others
Grim: Yes, it’s going to come to a sticky end for us.
Grumpy: Sticky end. …… I feel it in my bones. Pass me the ice cream.
Action: Which one.
Grumpy: Oh I don’t care. Maybe…… Sticky toffee with eternal hate.
Action: SUITS YOU. Cheer up , plenty more action to come,
Smooth: Crimes to commit,
Grim: People to turn to the dark side.
Action: Perhaps just perhaps people will forget whats happened here.
Grim: Its not recorded is it!
Smooth: No of course not, it’s a busy news day.
Action: It will be lost like the morning mist.
Grim: Forgotten like a bad dream
Smooth: Remember there is a new generation every 25 years think of the possibilities.
Grumpy: After this couldn’t we all just get used to a bit of bright light........... for ever.
All: Grim: Smooth: Action: Grumpy:
Never. Remember the rule.
Never be seen
Never be heard
Let the victim take the blame
