(Sk 7,8,9) Self Interest, Self Importance, Love and marriage.

Item 14. Devils sketch 7. Self Interest

Grim:          Our world of darkness trades in self Interest.
Smooth:      Along with pretense, exaggeration, fantasy, indulgence, falsehood, lies. 
Action:       These breed like rabbits in humans. 
Smooth:      Humans are so susceptible.
Grumpy:     Self interest is the blood beating in their veins. An ice cream moment. 
Grim:          If the love of money is the root of all evil then
Smooth:      Self interest is the banker, the loan shark, the current account.
Action:       A purchase stored for another day.
Smooth:      We made Legion wealthy and rich in it.
Grumpy:     Our dark menace. This ice creams good. 
                  Vanilla cream with a massive dose of self adoration and inner blindness. 
Smooth:      The foundation of being a nobody.  
Action:        Nothingness.

Grim:           Remember when good men do NOTHING evil abounds. 
Smooth:        Lots of idle nothing. 
Action:         Self indulgent nothing
Grumpy:      Tired nothing
Smooth:       Busy nothing
Action:        Foolish nothing
Grumpy:      Silly laughable nothing
Grim:           Nothing with his head in the sand
Smooth:       Nothing he sleeps

Smooth:        Let him do nothing when he sees injustice 
Action:         Let him do nothing when he hears lies 
Grumpy:       Let him do nothing when watching a catastrophe. 
Smooth:        Let him do nothing when appeals for good causes are made.

Grumpy:        When a baby cries it is irritating, 
Action:           When accidents happen it's all there own fault. 
Grumpy:         If a neighbour is in trouble then he deserves it. 
Smooth:          If you have to lie then it is simply expedient. 
Action:            If there is an urgent need then he must be too too busy.

Smooth:            Danger, can never happen to him 
Grumpy:           Really bad things can't happen to him. 
Grim, Smooth, Action, Grumpy       Never.
Action:                                        Absolutely never
Smooth:            His neighbors hate him, the village hates him 
Grim:                Listen to this song, not even his wife can stand him.   
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Nos 19.  Devils Sketch 8.  Self Importance, offer the world

Grim:        Self importance is a delicate finely balanced matter
Smooth:     When he sees the wonder of nature
Grumpy:    A beautiful flower
Action:       A honey bee
Grumpy:     A soft breeze 
Smooth:      Make him believe it is all to serve him and his needs. 
Grim:         Offer him the world if he will simply serve the impulse of self importance.
Smooth:      Let him think he is so clever he could 
Action:       Turn stones into bread, 
Smooth:      Scale Everest without effort, 
Action:       March 100 miles in a day without breaking sweat.
Grumpy:     Eat a whole tub of ice-cream with little chocolate chips in it in 5 minutes.

Grim:Action: Smooth:  Fool 

Grim:         Let him imagine he has the most sophisticated friends,
Action:        Who listen to his every utterance. 
Smooth:       He is more than equal to anyone.
Grumpy:      A leader of men 
Action:        A colleague of stature,  
Smooth:       Fan the flames of self importance. 

Grim:         Never let him think that he is a bastard 
Action:       Never a basket case full of doodo 
Smooth:       Never a toad in the hole
Action:        Never a foolish cheapskate
Smooth:       Never…. a cranky idiot….. not cranky
Action:        Never a drunken layabout
Smooth:       Never an ugly philanderer
Action:        Never a penny pinching miser.
Grumpy:      Never let him think that when his creator gave him a mouth, 
                  he ruined a perfectly good backside.

Grim:Action: Smooth: Self illumination Never…Self importance always…A Super human
 


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Nos 21.Devils Sketch 9. Love marriage. Beauty and the beast.
 
Grim:       Pay attention, we need to enter the dangerous area of fatal female attraction.
Smooth:   Exactly so, attention everyone. He did have a wife.
Grim:       Marriage is overrated and obsolete. 
Smooth:    Unnecessary for strong determined people.

Action:     We just have to stir up the desires for 
Grumpy:   Comfort, contentment, satisfaction, security. Ice cream moment. 
                 Try the raspberry with internal affliction, lust and strong 
                  willful disobedience. Smooth ..........creamy delightful! 
Grim:        Delicious I'm sure.

Action:      Now we need a woman, powerful strong urges to distract him.
Smooth:    Did you invent misogyny?
Grim:        Misogyny. Yes on the committee developing the hate crime.
Grumpy:    A woman mentally shallow, an attractive creature  
Smooth:     Just on the surface.
Action:       Not so innocent, but alluring and with little humanity
Grumpy:    Trinkets, perfume and sweet, tra la lah’s. 
Smooth:      Fool! A woman that is….
Action:       Beguiling and intriguing
Grumpy:     Sexy as an endless bevy of the wickedest street girls. 

Action:        Let him indulge his fantasies 
Smooth:      Believing he could sire a whole nation with ease and aplomb. 
Grumpy:     Aplomb, what’s aplomb
Action:        Sounds like a blocked drain.
Grim:           You lot are several cards short of a full pack.
Smooth:       It means skill, poise, confidence, silky arrogance.

Action:         Keep the relationship cool and hot 
Smooth:       Plenty of arguments, dissension, pride on both sides.
Action:         With just a hint of obedience on her side. 
Smooth:       Keeps the affair running for a cruel length of time 
Grumpy:      Before the knives come out.
Grim:           And the deeper and darker forces engage in mortal annihilation. 
Smooth:       Now shall we be cunning.
ALL: Grim:Action: Grumpy:Absolutely 

Action:         Emergency news. Legion is responding to hideous amounts of pure light. 
Smooth:       The extreme measures group of devils is losing ground, and retreating.

Grumpy:      He’s getting religious.
Grim:           Right, we will have to change our strategy.
Smooth:       Religious. Yes we need to make him
Action:         Deeply, passionately enthusiastically religious. 
Grumpy:      You mean a nut case.

ALL Grim:Action: Grumpy: Smooth: This could be a long road.

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