Item 14.
Devils sketch 7. Self Interest
Grim: Our world of darkness trades in self Interest.
Smooth: Along with pretense, exaggeration, fantasy, indulgence, falsehood, lies.
Action: These breed like rabbits in humans.
Smooth: Humans are so susceptible.
Grumpy: Self interest is the blood beating in their veins. An ice cream moment.
Grim: If the love of money is the root of all evil then
Smooth: Self interest is the banker, the loan shark, the current account.
Action: A purchase stored for another day.
Smooth: We made Legion wealthy and rich in it.
Grumpy: Our dark menace. This ice creams good.
Vanilla cream with a massive dose of self adoration and inner blindness.
Smooth: The foundation of being a nobody.
Action: Nothingness.
Grim: Remember when good men do NOTHING evil abounds.
Smooth: Lots of idle nothing.
Action: Self indulgent nothing
Grumpy: Tired nothing
Smooth: Busy nothing
Action: Foolish nothing
Grumpy: Silly laughable nothing
Grim: Nothing with his head in the sand
Smooth: Nothing he sleeps
Smooth: Let him do nothing when he sees injustice
Action: Let him do nothing when he hears lies
Grumpy: Let him do nothing when watching a catastrophe.
Smooth: Let him do nothing when appeals for good causes are made.
Grumpy: When a baby cries it is irritating,
Action: When accidents happen it's all there own fault.
Grumpy: If a neighbour is in trouble then he deserves it.
Smooth: If you have to lie then it is simply expedient.
Action: If there is an urgent need then he must be too too busy.
Smooth: Danger, can never happen to him
Grumpy: Really bad things can't happen to him.
Grim, Smooth, Action, Grumpy Never.
Action: Absolutely never
Smooth: His neighbors hate him, the village hates him
Grim: Listen to this song, not even his wife can stand him.
Nos 19. Devils Sketch 8. Self Importance, offer the world
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Grim: Self importance is a delicate finely balanced matter
Smooth: When he sees the wonder of nature
Grumpy: A beautiful flower
Action: A honey bee
Grumpy: A soft breeze
Smooth: Make him believe it is all to serve him and his needs.
Grim: Offer him the world if he will simply serve the impulse of self importance.
Smooth: Let him think he is so clever he could
Action: Turn stones into bread,
Smooth: Scale Everest without effort,
Action: March 100 miles in a day without breaking sweat.
Grumpy: Eat a whole tub of ice-cream with little chocolate chips in it in 5 minutes.
Grim:Action: Smooth: Fool
Grim: Let him imagine he has the most sophisticated friends,
Action: Who listen to his every utterance.
Smooth: He is more than equal to anyone.
Grumpy: A leader of men
Action: A colleague of stature,
Smooth: Fan the flames of self importance.
Grim: Never let him think that he is a bastard
Action: Never a basket case full of doodo
Smooth: Never a toad in the hole
Action: Never a foolish cheapskate
Smooth: Never…. a cranky idiot….. not cranky
Action: Never a drunken layabout
Smooth: Never an ugly philanderer
Action: Never a penny pinching miser.
Grumpy: Never let him think that when his creator gave him a mouth,
he ruined a perfectly good backside.
Grim:Action: Smooth: Self illumination Never…Self importance always…A Super human
Nos 21.Devils Sketch 9. Love marriage. Beauty and the beast.
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Grim: Pay attention, we need to enter the dangerous area of fatal female attraction.
Smooth: Exactly so, attention everyone. He did have a wife.
Grim: Marriage is overrated and obsolete.
Smooth: Unnecessary for strong determined people.
Action: We just have to stir up the desires for
Grumpy: Comfort, contentment, satisfaction, security. Ice cream moment.
Try the raspberry with internal affliction, lust and strong
willful disobedience. Smooth ..........creamy delightful!
Grim: Delicious I'm sure.
Action: Now we need a woman, powerful strong urges to distract him.
Smooth: Did you invent misogyny?
Grim: Misogyny. Yes on the committee developing the hate crime.
Grumpy: A woman mentally shallow, an attractive creature
Smooth: Just on the surface.
Action: Not so innocent, but alluring and with little humanity
Grumpy: Trinkets, perfume and sweet, tra la lah’s.
Smooth: Fool! A woman that is….
Action: Beguiling and intriguing
Grumpy: Sexy as an endless bevy of the wickedest street girls.
Action: Let him indulge his fantasies
Smooth: Believing he could sire a whole nation with ease and aplomb.
Grumpy: Aplomb, what’s aplomb
Action: Sounds like a blocked drain.
Grim: You lot are several cards short of a full pack.
Smooth: It means skill, poise, confidence, silky arrogance.
Action: Keep the relationship cool and hot
Smooth: Plenty of arguments, dissension, pride on both sides.
Action: With just a hint of obedience on her side.
Smooth: Keeps the affair running for a cruel length of time
Grumpy: Before the knives come out.
Grim: And the deeper and darker forces engage in mortal annihilation.
Smooth: Now shall we be cunning.
ALL: Grim:Action: Grumpy:Absolutely
Action: Emergency news. Legion is responding to hideous amounts of pure light.
Smooth: The extreme measures group of devils is losing ground, and retreating.
Grumpy: He’s getting religious.
Grim: Right, we will have to change our strategy.
Smooth: Religious. Yes we need to make him
Action: Deeply, passionately enthusiastically religious.
Grumpy: You mean a nut case.
ALL Grim:Action: Grumpy: Smooth: This could be a long road.
