(Sketch 12,13) Join a movement. Last rights
Sketch 12. Join a movement.
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Grim: What’s next for our fine fellow now he has fed on some light.
Action: Tempt him to fall.
Grim: Embarrass himself.
Action: Begin the dark art of conflict.
Grim: Practically though
Smooth: Right, get him to join a movement.
Grumpy: People we can bend stretch and turn on a pin head.
Action: Brutal.
Grim: Precisely.
Grumpy: How about the Gaderene freedom workers party.
Action: Join the GFWP
Smooth: Truly representing down pressed hard working pig farmers
Grumpy: Up the proletariat,
Smooth: They haven't been thought of yet
Grumpy: Ah , Liberté, égalité, fraternité
Smooth: That also hasn't been thought of yet
Grumpy: Right, so its bash the Romans
Action: throw out the Syrians,
Smooth: and the Persians, Greeks, gypsies and travellers.
Action: Not many left then
Grumpy: A few hundred peasant pig farmers
Smooth: It's our land
Grumpy: Not after the pigs have been through
Action: Real mess
Smooth: Exactly
Grim: Now here are the slogans
Smooth: Power to the people
Grim: Sight to the blind.
Smooth: Freedom for the captives.
Grim: The acceptable night has come.
Action: Power means us in charge
Grumpy: wreaking havoc,
Smooth: pulling the strings
Grim: Sight means you will see as never before.
Smooth: What no mother ever wanted you to see!
Action: Deceptive.
Grim: Freedom for the captives, just rolls off the tongue
Smooth: Quite meaningless phrase
Grumpy: until we encourage unlimited darkness.
Smooth: Acceptable night.
Grim: That's our prince of darkness.
Action: It allows us to dominate from below.
Grim: Smooth: Action: Grumpy: It's a win win for the dumb and stupid
Sketch 13. The last rights.
Grim: Come on, come on we haven’t got all eternity to wrap this up.
Smooth: Were on a strict time limit.
Action: All is not lost.
Grumpy: Disasters like this only occur every so often
Smooth: We must focus, rally our forces, counter attack.
Grumpy: I’m sick
Grim: A feeling of spiritual inadequacy has come over me.
Action: I’m fried to a crisp
Grumpy: You certainly will be.
Smooth: Nonsense, pull yourselves together,
Action: Consider the aim of our attack.
Grim: We have to use exaggeration, spiritual pride, self importance, doubt….
Smooth: Dissension, arguments………………….
Grumpy: Yeah yeah we’ve heard it all before.
Action: Thirst, self denial
Grumpy
: Hunger always helps, I’m always hungry
Grim: Anything to cloak the new light.
Smooth: What about bringing him face to face with one of his worst failures in the past
Grumpy: Make him doubt the strength of the light.
Grim: The light is strong in him now
Smooth: Even its brilliance may be a weapon we could use.
Grumpy: I’m still sick
Action: You wimp
Smooth: Report to furnace number 2 if it’s that bad.
Grumpy: No I’ll go stand at the gates of light, and vomit for an hour.
Action: That is what will bring about our end.
Smooth: What
Action: Light
Grumpy: I’m still sick
Grim: Action: Smooth: Grumpy:
We’re all sick
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